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How does Suarez stack up against other South American animals?

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Suarez is just a putty tat! 
But how does he stack up against other South American animals?


Uruguay striker Luis Suarez has been suspended from all football-related activity for four months for biting Italy defender Giorgio Chiellini, but he's just a putty tat when compared to South America's biggest cat - the Jaguar.


Jaguar - Strongest bite of all cats

Strongest bite of all cats - twice the power of a lion. 
They can pierce turtle shells or kill by crushing a skull. 

"It’s one of the few times that I’ve looked an animal in the eye knowing that I was the prey."


Why go to Brazil to watch football when you can watch a real match... just keep your distance!

The tourists went far too close for comfort. 
Jaguar means ‘he who kills in one leap’. 

As well as tourists Jaguar also eat... 
other animals with bigger bites than Suarez...

Caiman crocodiles
There's 10 million in the Pantanal

 They like to eat giant catfish

and their incredible bite makes short work of giant snails

... and baby Capybara
Capybara are the largest rodent in the world
Even the babies are as big as a pig


They have a good pair of gnashers - but they mostly use them for chomping grass

They spend much of their time in the water to escape the jaguar...

so too does the Giant Otter
They like to play in the water

But when they get out they don't like crocodiles on their patch

They also have a good pair of teeth

Perfect for crunching fish.

Meanwhile... Suarez is just a muzzled football player.



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